Lyrics

Well, it might start out with Tuesday night mojitos
Squeezin' out that mint and lime
Til' someone drops the needle on that Temptations vinyl
And it's kitchen dance party time
Or you just might be cookin' up some curry
With some funky funky Nina Simone
'Fore you know it you're bippin' and a-boppin', poppin' and a-lockin'
Kitchen dance party on!

We don't need no big sound system
We don't need smoke and laser lights
We don't need to show ID or wait in line to go pee
At the kitchen dance party tonight
So don'tcha be a kitchen dance party pooper
Come on and grab a good time before it's gone
We're just banana bread bakin', booty-ooty-ooty shakin', gettin' our
Kitchen dance party on!

When you're goofin' with such goofy, goofy people
Sometimes it's been known to spill out in the yard
If the neighbours get uptight, you gotta fight for your right to
Kitchen dance party hard
Oh, and even though my face hurts from smiling
Won't you play another Stevie Wonder song
We're just a-bumpin and a-grindin', yellin' out "rewind!" and
"Kitchen dance party on!"

Have you heard that new Boogie Patrol record?
That band's so hot, man, they're flammable
We'll go off to that stuff, come on, cue it on up
For these kitchen dance party animals
And we'll boogie like our backs ain't got no bone
Someone get Chelsea Johnson on the phone!
Tell her we're oompin and a-loompin', shakin' our sum'un sumpin
There's a kitchen dance party on!
We just a-twistin' and a-jivin', fist-bumpin' and high-fivin',
Kitchen dance party on!
Kung fu fighting and top rockin', chicken dancin' and duck walkin'
Kitchen dance party on!