Lyrics

Waitresses and strippers, come with me, we know where it's at
You can tell by the sound it makes that it's a toonie in the hat
Just sing it more like Timberlake or Beiber and watch the cash roll in
Cauterwaulin' on the corner's how I pay my rent, I'm earnin'

Tax free money, tax free money
Tax free money, that's what I want honey
Tax free money, tax free money
If you can spare a brother some, lay it on me

Nobody pays taxes, when you get paid it's already gone
They are orchestrating crises to take your pension fund
We are so meek my friends, robbin' us doesn't even take a gun
You think they're worryin' about the deficit? I think they're having fun with your

Well, GM pays no taxes, Apple pays no taxes
Oil giants pay no taxes, man, 'cause they know what to do
You see another year go by without nothin' to show
Can't you hear 'em my friends? They's a-laughin' at you, they got your

If I'd been a little bit smarter, I'd've been a bank robber
Singing these songs's just the best I can do
But around campfires and bars, I'm already a star
Just come and see us now and then and we will sing a few for you, and take your